Guess who got a Capital One Credit Card offer in the mail today? Stanley. Otherwise known as Stanne. A.K.A. The Cat. Ha! I didn't feel too bad about tossing that one into the trash without shredding it. Identity thieves, steal away. Do your worstest.
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Did you sign him up for something somewhere, so you know why you got the mail in his name?
On a related thought, what would keep you from signing up for a card in his name, then spending away on it? Seems like it wouldn't hurt if a cat had a bad credit score!
Owe no cat anything.
GOOD ONE, LEE! On second thought, if I could rack up debt with a cat's credit card, or any other animal for that matter, I WOULD! Ah, er..i guess that would be quite unethical actually.
Redsoxwin- yes- I filled out something online once - long ago- and used his name... I think it was something baby related - but B.A. ( before Aiden)- because I've been getting all manner of baby stuff in the mail for months now with Stan's name on them...formula samples, various information on infant stuff...
And I thought a friend having to pick up her cat's antidepressants under the name "Cuddles Comstock" was bad... So, if you got the card and charged on it, then didn't pay the bill, would Stan's credit get messed up?
Amy- that is unbelievably funny!
Yes- if Stan's credit gets dinged up, he won't be able to get a mortgage someday when he wants to buy a house... :)
That cat is a credit to you!! groan...
I would love to see your cat's identity get stolen. And to see what the thief got out of it.
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